猫の気持ち 其の五


 吾輩もくるりと身を返し、歩道を渡って公園へと向かう。
 駅前広場といった感じの公園はそれほど広くはないものの、ここも外縁に沿って遊歩道がある。ご飯を食べるとなると二・三〇分は掛かるであろうから、ゆっくりと散歩することにしよう。
 まだ少し強めの日光を浴びながらのっしのっしと歩いていると、何やら猫影らしきものが二つ見えてきた。これだけ天気が良いと散歩したくなるのが猫の性と言うものなのであろうな。
 少しずつ間が詰まってゆく、五・六間ほど近づいたところでふと気が付いた。どうも、見覚えがある。あのデップリした体格とギラギラした体毛は・・・・・・間違いない、アランとポルポト君のようだ。
 さて、どうしたものかのう。とりあえず今は用事もないので、ちょっと足を止め景色を眺めるフリをしてやり過ごすことにした。
 しばらく時間を潰してからもうよかろうと前に向き直ると、おやどうしたことか。アラン君とポルポト君、先程と同じ五・六間先で座り込んだまま何やら話し込んでいる。どうやら吾輩が来るのを待っているようだ。ヤレヤレだぜ。
 仕方が無いのでそのままズンズン進むことにして、たったいま気付いた風を装って話しかけてみる。
「おや、そこにおられるのはひょっとしてポルポト君ではありますまいかな」
「おやや、これは満毒斉君じゃありませんか。いやはや、こんな所でバッタリ出くわすとは奇遇ですな。ひょっとしたら天の導きなんてのもあるのかもしれないね。ヘアッハッハッハ」
 (ホントかよ胡散臭ぇなw)
「ヌコヌコ団の活動状況はどうでヤンスか。一週間ほど姿が見えなかったんで心配したでヤンスよ」
「ヌコヌコ団? 一週間?」
「おや、先週の集会で入団を承諾したじゃないかね。ハッハッハッハ」
 ああ、そう言うことか。どうやら異世界転生した衝撃で時空連続体に歪みが生じておるようじゃな。なに大したことは無い、お月様がデススターに変わっていたくらいの誤差だ、じきに収束するだろう。
「ボチボチと言ったところですな。完璧なまでには具現化出来なかったでござるが」
「それなら良かった。満毒斉君の活躍には期待しているからね、是非とも精進してくれたまえよ。ハッハッハッハ」
「おや、薄汚い田舎猫どもがおるのぅ」

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