猫の気持ち 其の九

 カン!カカン!


 ようやく腹の虫も収まって静かになったと思いきや、また路地の方から新たな音色が聞こえて来る。この音は――。
「おやおや、今日はまたお早目の襲撃のようだね」
「きっとジャンボー軍団ですわね」

 カン!カン!カカン!

 徐々に拍子木の音が大きくなり近づいて来る。
「よし、みなの衆。いつもの場所へ撤収だ」
「「「アイアイサー!」」」

じゃあらららぁあ~ん♪

「……五月蝿い鈴ですわね」
「ニャンドレック君。鈴は捨て置きたまえw」
「うん? せやな」     ポイッ
 皆で小走りに広場の隅の方へ移動を始める。独仙君は動く気配がまったくないので、ポルポト君が首根っこを咥えてズルズルと引きずって行く。
 さぁて、今宵はどんな浪花節を聞かせてくれるのであろうか。こゝろを静かに、耳を澄まして聞き入ることにいたそう。

 カン!カカン!
「火の~よ~じん」
覚醒教会デ~ス♪」
「マッチ一本~」
幸運の壺で運気もUPP!」
「火事のもと~」
ルミ子さんのポロリもあるよ~」

 カン!カカン!
「火の~」
カルト宗教の無い平和なセカイヲ!」
「マッチ……」
誠実謙虚な覚醒協会を広めマショ~」
「火事――」
「カクセイ出版、『真実の証言集』もヨロシクで~す」

 カン!カン!カカン!

 何やら宣伝だけは矢釜しい謎の集団が拍子木を打ち鳴らしながら練り歩いて行く。もはやチンドン屋の様相であるがジャンボー軍団の亜種であろうか、とりあえず謎の軍団が行き過ぎるまで黙然とやり過ごすことにした。
 今宵も謎の集団は拍子木を打ち鳴らしながら月夜の中を練り歩いてゆく。世界を平和へと導く信徒を増やすべく、夢の中へと堕ちた住人たちの目を覚まさせるように雄叫びを上げる。
「……何だいありゃあw」
「ジャンボー軍団ではなさそうですわねぇ」
「ルミ子さんって誰やねん」     [ヨーシュッテン]
 みな目を点にして見合わせていると、ポルポト君が思い出したように呟いた。
「あれは、イニシエティの連中だろうね」
「「「イニシエティ?」」」
「うむ、表向きは創価の残党狩りを流布している新興勢力さ」
「あらあら、どこかで聞いたような設定ですわね(笑)」
「ふーん、犬作がボケて使い物にならなくなったから信者の付け替えでもやる気でござるか」
「ま、大方そんなところだろうよ。生暖か~い目で見守りながら観察しようじゃないかね。ハッハッハ」
「ただの火事場泥棒じゃありませんこと。ホホホホ」
「卑しい連中やなぁ」
「あー言うゴミが沸いてくるから原作出したく無いんだよなぁ」
「なに、あれだけヒントを出して気が付かないならただの莫迦なんだろうよ、捨て置きたまえ。ハッハッハ」

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